A COLLECTION OF DISTRACTIONS

I think we need to reintroduce lions into human society as a variable. Like, we should breed lions and just set them loose in the cities and in the malls. Every mall should have four lions and you don’t know where they are. It might be at Victoria’s Secret or Cold Stone Creamery- you don’t know. If there were lions around, everyone would have to be a lot smarter and more interesting. You couldn’t just be a fat pig at Carl’s Jr. just pigging out because a lion might eat you. You have to be quick and graze and be nimble. You couldn’t be walking around looking at your phone because you might get mauled by a lion. You have to be sharp.